This is the infamous weiner dog Mister, running away in a huff under the couch. He’s my alarm clock, besides doing a bunch of amazing tasks. He’s pretty funny. His new way of waking me up is to lie against my head and slowly spin around like he’s on a rotisserie. His fur is kind of high maintenance, but spending fifteen minutes everyday brushing him out is a nice activity. He’s basically a long canine swiffer, as you can see, so he picks up all kinds of crap. He also steals wallets.