Ou et mon chapeau?

You might be surprised to know that even though I live in a supposedly bilingual country, I actually don’t speak French. Although I understand it way more than I let on. Sometimes people say outrageous things to me in French to see if I really understand it and I just smile blankly, although I do get the gist of it.

And then I saw this clip of Eddie Izzard talking about learning French and I realized I understood it all! Aaaah! Including the part about being an executive transvestite! Jesus Christ. I’m scared that I’m actually being a good Canadian.

Here’s Eddie talking about having big breasts.

On Transvestites in the Army:

You know, actually, this was going to be about French-English relations in Canada, but Trans comedy was actually more interesting.