Mary!

A friend of mine started her awakening in like, an extreme amount of time. She called me one day and said “My vulva looks like the Virgin Mary. Nobody else’s does.” And I was like, “Actually, they all look like that.” “No, this is weird, nobody has a vulva like mine! Now I have to disclose something else up front.” And I was like “I’ve been looking at vulvas for ages, honestly, the are all built on the same principle, with variations. Yes, it looks like the Virgin Mary. Haven’t you ever wondered why I like the Virgin of Guadalupe so much?” “I could do like, a puppet show with it!” “Yeah, that would be funny.” It’s true, and male genitals are pretty similar to the principle that female genitals are based on, although you might not know that.